Hi, I'm Steph- or ScrawlingChaos, this is my art blog, which I update about once in a forever. I'll also reblog whatever i feel like (mostly food and monsters and homestuck )
Feel free to send me messages or comment on what you see here. I like hearing what people think of my art. :)

 

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

harmonicakind:

but like cmon u cannot look at hamlet and tell me every inhabitant of that play is straight, white, or cis

Time to write down the ever expanding list of things I’m planning on drawing [Edit1]

scrawlingchaos:

 In Progress:

Planning to add:

  • male!Banshee
  • session 4 shenanigans for Darkmyth
  • Drawing of Darkmyth Demons
  • too many Skyrim doodles
  • probably more nyarlathotep 
  • Players from Fathom/ npcs

mikulios:

making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than making them “crazy” because of some outside influence. make villains who believe they are the protagonists

(Source: mikleos)

texts-from-the-bus:

“average city contains 3 superheroes” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average city contains 0 superheroes. New Yeorg City, which is situated on a harbor and contains over 10,000 superheroes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

texts-from-the-bus:

“average city contains 3 superheroes” factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average city contains 0 superheroes. New Yeorg City, which is situated on a harbor and contains over 10,000 superheroes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

(Source: nerdsagainsthumanity)

xylune:

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

That cat at the bottom reminds me of the Gmork from the Never Ending Story.

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